WHY I LIKE BEING KALBO AND MAITIM. =)

WHY I LIKE HAVING MY HEAD SHAVED

1. WHEN I GO AN APPOINTMENT STRAIGHT FROM BED WITHOUT SHOWERING, NO ONE EVER NOTICES.
2. GETTING IT SHAVED ONLY COSTS 50 PESOS -MAX!- .
3. IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE MACHO -LOL-. WELL IT DOES, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A SKINHEAD THAT CHANNELS THE INNER DERRECK RAMSEY IN YOU.
4. I DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT GETTING DAMAGED OR DRIED UP BECAUSE OF THE USE OF WAX. I HAD HAIR WAY BACK IN COLLEGE AND IT WAS SUCH A CHORE KEEPING IT STYLED AND ALL.
5. I GET TO SAVE MONEY BECAUSE I DON'T GET EXPENSIVE HAIRCUTS AND ALL THE HAIR PRODUCTS, SO NOW... I HAVE MORE MONEY FOR FOOD AND COFFEE.





WHY I LIKE BEING TANNER THAN MOST PEOPLE

1. IT HIDES BLEMISHES.LOL
2. I CAN STAY ALL DAY IN THE SUN BECAUSE NO ONE EXPECTS ME TO BE LIGHT AND FAIR SKINNED -ALL THE STUFF THAT GLUTATHIONE AND POND'S PROMOTE-.
3. I HAVE LESS RISK TO ACQUIRE SKIN CANCER. -YIHEEE-
4. I NEVER REALLY LIKED THE FAKE WHITE THING, BEING FAIR SKINNED DOESN'T REALLY SUIT SOME PEOPLE. IT MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE URBAN VAMPIRES WITH FACES THAT ARE STARTING TO CRACK.
5. WITH THE EXPERT APPLICATION OF A BRONZER, YOU END UP LOOKING HELLA-GOOD.